|One of these Oscar hosts is stones silly|
|Oh, I WISH all he had done was tweet all night|
|Melissa Leo wasn't afraid to cold-cock a few people to get her award|
|Award-winning Bromance. Feel the love!|
|As talented a group as you can expect to ever see|
|Jesse Eisenberg, one of this year's "young and hip" nominees|
|Last night's sweetest Oscar winner|
|I've never heard of you before, but I'm glad you won this round|
Category My Pick Winner Result
Actor Colin Firth Colin Firth Hit!
Actor in a Supporting Role Christian Bale Christian Bale Hit!
Actress Natalie Portman Natalie Portman Hit!
Actress in a Supporting Role Amy Adams Melissa Leo Miss!
Animated Feature Film Toy Story 3 Toy Story 3 Hit!
Art Direction Inception Alice in Wonderland Miss!
Cinematography Inception Inception Hit!
Costume Design The Tempest Alice in Wonderland Miss!
Directing David Fincher Tom Hooper Miss!
Documentary (Feature) Restrepo Inside Job Miss!
Documentary (Short) The Warriors of Quigang Strangers No More Miss!
Film Editing Black Swan The Social Network Miss!
Foreign Language Film Biutiful In a Better World Miss!
Makeup The Way Back The Wolfman Miss!
Music (Original Score) Inception The Social Network Miss!
Music (Original Song) Country Strong Toy Story 3 Miss!
Best Picture The Social Network The King's Speech Miss!
Short Film (Animated) The Lost Thing The Lost Thing Hit!
Short Film (Live Action) The Confession God of Love Miss!
Sound Editing Inception Inception Hit!
Sound Mixing Inception Inception Hit!
Visual Effects Inception Inception Hit!
Writing (Adapted Screenplay) The Social Network The Social Network Hit!
Writing (Original Screenplay) The King's Speech The King's Speech Hit!
Ugh, a mere 11 out of 24 categories. I'll be trying harder next year, hopefully you'll be joining me again then.
|Somewhere, somebody's planning a gold statue revolution|