|That's no reef.|
|Duct tape is all the rage with crazy people in Japan.|
|Right... what was your purpose here, again?|
|Ooh, do we see him now? Wait, wait... no...|
Don't get me wrong, this is a movie with some clear, easily recognizable flaws. Edwards and his filmmakers take WAY too long focusing on things other than the film's main character, and the script - credited to newcomer Max Borenstein but with contributions from mediocre established writers David Callaham (Doom), David Goyer (Blade: Trinity), Drew Pearce (Iron Man 3) and Frank Darabont (okay, he's actually quite good) - just doesn't do this story justice. The actions of the humans are inconsequential (or just stupid), their motivations forced and derivative, and the characters themselves mere caricatures of established cliches.
|Amazingly, you can understand almost everything Watanabe says this time around.|